cost: talk: $7, talk & book $15

God's been quiet for a while, but now he has a brand-new tell-all book: The Last Testament, in which he reflects on the Bible and what he's been up to for the last couple of millennia. 11-time Emmy winner, former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, David Javerbaum, who also happens to be God's personal messenger, will be joining us for this memorable evening to share God's newest (and dare we say, funniest) revelations to date. (Wafers and wine will be served.)